| Acronym | Meaning |
| IP | Insurance Pain - Neck Pain Secondary To A Minor Car Bump |
| FITH | F*cked In The Head |
| FFFF | See 4F (Fat, Fair, Female, Forty = Gall Bladder Disease) |
| UNIVAC | Unusually Nasty Infection, Vultures Are Circling |
| DWPA | Death / Dying With Paramedic Assistance |
| BTSOOM | Beats The Shit Out Of Me |
| GSP | Gown Sign Positive - A Patient Who Leaves (self-discharge) Without Official Discharge Orders |
| ALP240 | Acute Lead Poisoning, 240 Grain Injection 44 Calibre Magnum Wound |
| YOYO | Youre On Your Own |
| SOG | Sick Old Guy (male Version Of LOL (Little Old Lady)) |