| Acronym | Meaning |
| HTK | Higher Than A Kite |
| PIAF | PIssed As A Fart (drunk) (also PAAF -Pissed As A Fart) |
| KOKO | Keep On Keeping On. |
| EC | Eternal Care - Intensive Care (for A Patient Who Won't Come Out Again) |
| 3PS | Pill, Permissiveness And Promiscuity (relates To Female Patients With Sexually Transmitted Disease) |
| HI5 | HIV Positive ("V" Being The Roman Numeral For 5) |
| DPS | Dumb Parent Syndrome |
| GACP | Gravity Assisted Concrete Poisoning - Jumped / Fell From Height |
| SAS | Sick As Sh*t |
| 404 | 404 Moment. On Card Rounds - When A Patient's Medical Records Cannot Be Located (from Internet Error Message: 404 Page Not Found) |