| Acronym | Meaning |
| FABIANS | Felt Awful But I'm Alright Now Syndrome |
| PP | Plank Positive - Stupid, As In "thick As 2 Short Planks" |
| LGFTC | Looks Good From The Corridor (but Not Closely Examined) |
| CTS | Cold-tea Sign / Cold Tea Syndrome - Refers To The Several Cups Of Cold Tea On The Bedside Cabinet Beside A Dead Geriatric (i.e. No-one Noticed The Patient Had Died) |
| MTF | Metabolize To Freedom (i.e. Let The Person Sober Up, And Then They Can Leave) |
| AQP | Assuming The Q Position: Deteriorating Or Dying With Tongue Hanging Out |
| FLK | Funny Looking Kid (sometimes Suggests Rural Inbreeding - See FLP) |
| ECU | Eternal Care Unit: Heaven ("gone To The ECU" = Dead) |
| ETOH | Extremely Trashed Or Hammered (2 Derivations Given: Corruption Of "Etho" [ethanol Addict] Or From "EtOH" [chemistry Abbreviation For Ethanol]) |
| SOB | Short Of Breath |