| Acronym | Meaning |
 | BBCS | Bumps, Bruises, Cuts And Scrapes (i.e. No Serious Injuries) |
| SYB | Save Your Breath (for Patients Who Don't Take Advice) |
| D&D | Divorced And Desperate (middle Aged Female Who Visits Doctor Weekly Just For Male Attention) |
| TWSAM | Trash Will Survive And Multiply |
| FFDID | Found Face Down In Ditch |
| PDSD | Pre-Detention Stress Disorder - A Person Who Feigns Medical Symptoms When Police Handcuff Him |
| LDF | Lying Down Fit |
| TUBE | Totally Unnecessary Breast Examination (might Happen To A GLM / MILF) |
| MICO | Masterly Inactivity And Catlike Observation |
| CYA | Cover Your Ass; Unnecessary Procedure/prescription Done To Avoid Being Sued |
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