| Acronym | Meaning |
 | FFFF | See 4F (Fat, Fair, Female, Forty = Gall Bladder Disease) |
| LT | Lantern Test - Shine A Torch In The Subject's Mouth And The Eyes Light Up (no Brain) |
| DPS | (Hospitals) Disappearing Penis Syndrome: The Usual Reaction Of The Male Organ In Response To Insertion Of Catheter Or Endoscope |
| FAC | F*cking Awkward Client |
| GROLIES | (UK) Guardian Reader Of Low Intellect In Ethnic Skirt |
| ESBAM | Eat Shit And Bark At The Moon (or "not Bloody Likely" In UK English) |
| CATS | Cut All To Shit |
| PBLS | Positive Blue Legs Sign - (US) Resuscitation Behind Closed Curtains (US ER Medics Wear Blue Scrubs) |
| 3PS | Pill, Permissiveness And Promiscuity (relates To Female Patients With Sexually Transmitted Disease) |
| DOD | Donut Of Death - CT Scanner |
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