| Acronym | Meaning |
| TCLT | Transcranial Lead Therapy - Gunshot Wound Passing Through Head |
| DFO | Drunk And Fell Over |
| ATL | (Scotland) Aff (off) The Legs; Meaning Unable To Walk |
| PITA | Pain In The Ass |
| FLK W/ GLM | Funny Looking Kid With A Good Looking Mother |
| PIAF | PIssed As A Fart (drunk) (also PAAF -Pissed As A Fart) |
| FES | Fluttering Eye Syndrome - Patient Faking Unconsciousness |
| MUH | Messed Up Heart |
| DFO | (US) Done Fell Out (anything From Fainting To Cardiac Arrest) |
| HOP | House Of Pain (nursing Home) |