| Acronym | Meaning |
 | FUPA | Fat Upper Pussy Area |
| HVLT | High Velocity Lead Poisoning: Gunshot Wound |
| TYFTIC | Thank You For This Interesting Consult - This Is Complete B*llsh*t |
| COSMONAUT | Cat Owner, Smells, Made Of Nuts And Used Tampons ("mad Cat Lady" With Poor Hygiene And Body Odour) |
| SVRI | Something Very Wrong Inside (usually Terminal) |
| HST | High Slug Titre - Lazy Patient (slug) That Won't Get Out Of Bed |
| LGFTC | Looks Good From The Corridor (but Not Closely Examined) |
| FLP | Funny Looking Parents (hereditary Cause Suspected For FLK) |
| PBABLTO | Pine Box At Bedside, Leave Top Off |
| CATS | Cut All To Shit |
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