| Acronym | Meaning |
| PLH | Pray Long And Hard |
| JPS | Just Plain Stupid (self Induced Injury Involving Lack Of Common Sense) |
| OFIGATOOS | One Foot In The Grave And The Other One Slipping |
| PAAF | Pissed As A Fart (also PIAF -PIssed As A Fart) |
| FLK | Funny Looking Kid (sometimes Suggests Rural Inbreeding - See FLP) |
| DQ | Drama Queen |
| CBT | Chronic Burger/Biscuit Toxicity (obesity) |
| HMF | Hysterical Mother Figure |
| FLUF | Funny Little Ugly F*cker |
| ETOH | Extremely Trashed Or Hammered (2 Derivations Given: Corruption Of "Etho" [ethanol Addict] Or From "EtOH" [chemistry Abbreviation For Ethanol]) |