| Acronym | Meaning |
 | UBI | Unexplained Beer Injury |
| GOL | Gone Off Legs (see FOL) |
| WWI | Walking While Intoxicated (and Fell Over) |
| FOOBA | Found On Ortho Barely Alive (a Play On FUBAR - F***ed Up Beyond All Recognition) |
| BFH | Big Fucking Head; Hydrocephalus As In A "FLK With A BFH" (can Be Metaphorical For Arrogant Consultant) |
| RBS | Really Bad Shape |
| HBD | Has Been Drinking |
| NSA | Non-Standard Appearance (what A FLK Grows Into) |
| DKA | Don't/Doesn't Know Anything (but Is Explained To Relatives As Diabetic Ketoacidosis If Challenged) |
| AQP | Assuming The Q Position: Deteriorating Or Dying With Tongue Hanging Out |
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