| Acronym | Meaning |
| TRO | Time Ran Out |
| AQP | Assuming The Q Position: Deteriorating Or Dying With Tongue Hanging Out |
| DPS | (General Practice) Droopy Penis Syndrome: A Patient Wanting Viagra Prescription |
| ADR | Ain't Doing Right |
| MCBP | Member Of The College Of Bystander Physicians I.e. Doctor Having A Look-see |
| CBT | Chronic Burger/Biscuit Toxicity (obesity) |
| TLC | Tube, Lavage & Charcoal (given To Poisoning Victim) |
| EMT | Extraordinary Masochistic Tendencies (joke At Expense Of Emergency Medical Technicians) |
| ULPP | Unlicensed Pharmaceutical Provider (drug Dealer) |
| B&T | Bagged And Tagged - Body Ready For Dispatch To Morgue |