| Acronym | Meaning |
| YOYO | Youre On Your Own |
| SOB | Sitting Out Of Bed / Sitting On Bed |
| DUB | Damn Ugly Baby |
| NQR | Not Quite Right |
| DILF | Doctor I'd Like To F*** (Fornicate With): Nursing Slang For Good-looking Doctor |
| SYB | Save Your Breath (for Patients Who Don't Take Advice) |
| OTD&DDR | Out The Door And Down The Road. |
| JDFR | Just Doesn't Feel Right - Most Common Complaint Of LOL's (Little Old Ladies) And SOG's (Sick Old Guys) |
| OFIGATOOS | One Foot In The Grave And The Other One Slipping |
| CRS | Can't Remember Shit |