| Acronym | Meaning |
 | AGA | Acute Gravity Attack (fell Over) |
| VD | Veak And Dizzy; Older Person Feeling Vaguely Unwell And Presents At ER At 2am Complaining Of Feeling "weak And Dizzy" |
| LOL | Little Old Lady |
| COPD | Chronic Old Persons Disease (unwell, No Specific Cause) |
| ATFO | Asked To Fuck Off |
| DFO | Drunk And Fell Over |
| OTD&DDR | Out The Door And Down The Road. |
| S2 | Sit The F**k Down And Shut The F**k Up |
| BFH | Big Fucking Head; Hydrocephalus As In A "FLK With A BFH" (can Be Metaphorical For Arrogant Consultant) |
| CSD | Chronic Slapping Deficiency - Annoying/unruly Family Members Hitting Nurse's Call Button Every 5 Minutes With Minor Requests/inane Questions Or For Fun |
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