| Acronym | Meaning |
 | BSS | Bilateral Samsonite Syndrome: Patient Admitted With Both Their Bags Packed In Preparation |
| OPD | Obnoxious Personality Disorder |
| BBCS | Bumps, Bruises, Cuts And Scrapes (i.e. No Serious Injuries) |
| SAS | Sick As Sh*t |
| PLH | Pray Long And Hard |
| GRAHOB | Grim Reaper At Head Of Bed |
| FMPS | Fluff My Pillow Syndrome (attention/sympathy Seeker) |
| GDA | Gonna Die Anyway |
| VD | Veak And Dizzy; Older Person Feeling Vaguely Unwell And Presents At ER At 2am Complaining Of Feeling "weak And Dizzy" |
| FOL | Fat Old Lady, Gone Off Legs (GOF), Full Of Sh*t(FOS). Confused Elderly Female, Unable To Exercise At Home, Now Unable To Move Unaided And Badly Constipated As A Result (see Also TCS). |
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