| Acronym | Meaning |
 | WFFAD | Will Follow From A Distance - Will Check Your Lab Results, But Will Never Set Foot In Your Room Again |
| SFSF | Sphincter Factor Scale: 1 To 10 Scale Indicating Degree Of Bowel-loosening In Response To An Emergency |
| SSDD | Same Sh*t Different Day |
| PCUINIA | Please Consult Us If New (Surgical) Issues Arise - I.e. Please Never Page Me Again |
| AOB | Alcohol On Board |
| TFO | Too F*cking Old (person Dying Of Old Age). |
| TARFU | Things Are Really F*cked Up |
| HOPEFUL | Hard-up Old Person Expecting Full Useful Life (i.e. OAPs Are Not Priority For Most Hospitals) |
| TBD | Total Body Dolor I.e. Complains Of Pain Everywhere |
| NWB | Negative Wallet Biopsy - (US) Patient Transferred To Cheaper Hospital Because They Have No Insurance / Funds |
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