| Acronym | Meaning |
| GUCCI | Genito-Urinary Clinc, Chlamydial Infection (posh Female With Sexually Transmitted Chlamydial Infection) |
| TDS | Terminal Deceleration Syndrome (e.g. RTA Death, High-rise Syndrome, Jump-suicides And Parachute-failed-to-open) |
| GROLIES | (UK) Guardian Reader Of Low Intellect In Ethnic Skirt |
| AGA | Acute Gravity Attack (fell Over) |
| FPO | For Practice Only (FTD) |
| DIIK | Darned If I Know |
| CABG | Coronary Artery Bypass Graft (Cabbage) - Heart Bypass |
| ATD | (US) Acute Tylenol Deficiency (simple Fever Or Head Cold) |
| YOYO | Youre On Your Own |
| PP | Plank Positive - Stupid, As In "thick As 2 Short Planks" |