| Acronym | Meaning |
| MFD | Measure For Dispatch (coffin), (severely Ill Or Dying) |
| GOK | God Only Knows |
| NQRITH | Not Quite Right In The Head |
| TLC | Tube, Lavage & Charcoal (given To Poisoning Victim) |
| FLUF | Funny Little Ugly F*cker |
| FUBIL | F*ck You Buddy, I'm Leaving. The Act Of A Doctor At A Small Hospital Dumping A Critically Ill Patient On Larger Hospital On Friday Afternoon Before He Leaves For The Weekend. |
| LOLITS | (US) Little Old Lady In Tennis Shoes (60+ Years-old); (UK) Little Old Lady In Twin-Set (50-60+ Years-old) |
| MICO | Masterly Inactivity And Catlike Observation |
| FFFF | See 4F (Fat, Fair, Female, Forty = Gall Bladder Disease) |
| FAC | F*cking Awkward Client |