| Acronym | Meaning |
| AMYOYO | Alright Motherfucker, You're On Your Own (seen In Head Injury Patients In Intensive Care) |
| VTMK | Voice To Melt Knickers (the Voice Deliberately Cultivated By Some Doctors) |
| GROLIES | (UK) Guardian Reader Of Low Intellect In Ethnic Skirt |
| KSS | Kidney Stone Squirm - A Spot Diagnosis In A&E |
| SWW | Sick, Wet And Whiny (infant) |
| TTJ | Transfer To Jesus |
| SBI | Something Bad Inside E.g. Undiagnosed Cancer/unexpected Serious Condition Found When Performing Surgery |
| HOP | House Of Pain (nursing Home) |
| YOYO | Youre On Your Own |
| PWFS | Post-Weekend Fatigue Syndrome - An Ailment Which Presents At GP Surgeries On Monday Mornings |