| Acronym | Meaning |
| CBT | Chronic Burger/Biscuit Toxicity (obesity) |
| OFIG | One Foot In The Grave |
| DQ | Drama Queen |
| LOBNH | Lights On But Nobody Home |
| GTG | Go To Ground - Fall Out Of Bed Or Chair |
| HALS | Hit And Left Standing (apparently Uninjured But In Shock After RTA/MVA) |
| WITPOMS | Why Is This Patient On My Service |
| FFFF | See 4F (Fat, Fair, Female, Forty = Gall Bladder Disease) |
| SBI | Something Bad Inside E.g. Undiagnosed Cancer/unexpected Serious Condition Found When Performing Surgery |
| 5-H-1-T | Polite Medical Term For Shit |