| Acronym | Meaning |
 | 4F | Fair, Fat, Female And Forty OR Fat, Forty-ish, Flatulent Female (both Mean Abdominal Pain Patient Who Is Candidate For Gall Bladder Disease) |
| EI | Eating In - Intravenous Feeding |
| FLK | Funny Looking Kid (sometimes Suggests Rural Inbreeding - See FLP) |
| PP | Plank Positive - Stupid, As In "thick As 2 Short Planks" |
| TLC | Tube, Lavage & Charcoal (given To Poisoning Victim) |
| FTD | Fixing To Die |
| GORK | God Only Really Knows |
| DIIK | Darned If I Know |
| BSS | Bilateral Samsonite Syndrome: Patient Admitted With Both Their Bags Packed In Preparation |
| PLH | Pray Long And Hard |
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