| Acronym | Meaning |
| FFDIG | Found Face Down In Gutter |
| TLGP | Two Legged Guinea Pig - Patient Undergoing Experimental Or Extreme Treatments |
| POMT | Please Optimize Medical Treatment - Don't Call Us Until You've Done Your Job First |
| ALP185 | Acute Lead Poisoning, 185 Grain Injection - 9mm Gunshot Wound |
| KAGC | Knife And Gun Club - (US) Local Street Gangs Or Criminal Organizations That Keep ER In Business OR The Emergency Departments That Care For Patients With The Results Of Street Gang Violence |
| FES | Fluttering Eye Syndrome - Patient Faking Unconsciousness |
| WNL | Will Not Listen; Patient Won't Take Medical Advice |
| ULPP | Unlicensed Pharmaceutical Provider (drug Dealer) |
| TCS | Toxic Confusional State - Confused, Usually Elderly, Person Whose Problem Is Due To Constipation (toxic Build Up In Body) |
| AGMI | Ain't Gonna Make It (won't Survive) |