| Acronym | Meaning |
| ATS | Acute Thespian Syndrome: Faking Illness; Known In US As MGM Syndrome |
| TCLT | Transcranial Lead Therapy - Gunshot Wound Passing Through Head |
| OAP | Over-Anxious Patient |
| MFD | Measure For Dispatch (coffin), (severely Ill Or Dying) |
| NAD | Not Actually Done |
| SIO | Sleeping It Off |
| PFH | Parent(s) From Hell (custodians Of BFH - Brat From Hell) |
| MCBP | Member Of The College Of Bystander Physicians I.e. Doctor Having A Look-see |
| PSS | Positive Suitcase Sign - Patients Who Are Repeated Admissions For Prolonged Periods With No Physiological Cause Of Their Problems. They Turn Up At Hospital With Packed Suitcases Ready For Admission |
| VTMK | Voice To Melt Knickers (the Voice Deliberately Cultivated By Some Doctors) |