| Acronym | Meaning |
| CYA | Cover Your Ass; Unnecessary Procedure/prescription Done To Avoid Being Sued |
| RTTL | Running Towards The Light - Dying |
| TOG | Tears Of Gratitude |
| SBOD | Stupid Bitch / Bastard On Drugs |
| AE | Aggressive Euthanasia - A Procedure That Obnoxious Patients Would Benefit From. |
| PID | Pus In 'Dere (PID Actually Means Pelvic Inflammatory Disease) |
| HBD | Has Been Drinking |
| MUH | Messed Up Heart |
| PWT | Poor White Trash (with A Condition Related To Their Lifestyle) |
| PEFYC | Pre Extricated For Your Convenience (RTA Victim That Has Gone Through Windscreen) |