| Acronym | Meaning |
 | 45C | Patient Is One Chromosome Short Of A Full Set (questionable IQ) |
| MIDI | Myocardial Infarction During Intercourse (heart Attack During Sex) |
| DPS | (General Practice) Droopy Penis Syndrome: A Patient Wanting Viagra Prescription |
| HBD | Has Been Drinking |
| GACP | Gravity Assisted Concrete Poisoning - Jumped / Fell From Height |
| SWW | Sick, Wet And Whiny (infant) |
| TBP | Total Body Pain |
| TATT | Talks All The Time (also "Tired All The Time") |
| FLB | Funny Little Bumps (unexplained Skin Bumps) |
| PHAT | Pretty Hot And Tempting (warning To Others) |
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