| Acronym | Meaning |
| SWI | Something Wrong Inside |
| FITH | F*cked In The Head |
| TSS | Toxic Sock Syndrome (often Related To The Homeless) |
| DKA | Don't/Doesn't Know Anything (but Is Explained To Relatives As Diabetic Ketoacidosis If Challenged) |
| MIDI | Myocardial Infarction During Intercourse (heart Attack During Sex) |
| SVRI | Something Very Wrong Inside (usually Terminal) |
| LOLINAD | Little Old Lady In No Acute Distress |
| RTTL | Running Towards The Light - Dying |
| ATFO | Asked To Fuck Off |
| DENTIST | Doesn't Even Need Treatment - It's Sorted, Truly |