| Acronym | Meaning |
| PFH | Parent(s) From Hell (custodians Of BFH - Brat From Hell) |
| ADR | Ain't Doing Right |
| SIG | Stroppy Ignorant Girl |
| PITA | Pain In The Ass |
| LOLFDGB | Little Old Lady, Fall Down, Go Boom |
| GWR | God's Waiting Room; Intensive Care Unit And/or Geriatric Unit |
| DFO | (US) Done Fell Out (anything From Fainting To Cardiac Arrest) |
| SWI | Something Wrong Inside |
| ATL | (Scotland) Aff (off) The Legs; Meaning Unable To Walk |
| AFUBR | All Fucked Up & Beyond Repair |