| Acronym | Meaning |
 | HOPEFUL | Hard-up Old Person Expecting Full Useful Life (i.e. OAPs Are Not Priority For Most Hospitals) |
| TTFO | Told To F*ck Off |
| LGFD | Looks Good From Door (but Not Closely Examined) |
| PORG | Person Of Restricted / Retarded Growth (dwarf / Midget) |
| EI | Eating In - Intravenous Feeding |
| SSDD | Same Sh*t Different Day |
| AST | Assuming Seasonal Temperature (dead) |
| CFT | Chronic Food Toxicity I.e. Obesity |
| ATD | (US) Acute Tylenol Deficiency (simple Fever Or Head Cold) |
| 10TH FT | 10th Floor Transfer - Dying (floor Number Is Always The Next Number On From The Highest Floor In The Hospital). |
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