| Acronym | Meaning |
| TMB | Too Many Birthdays: Person Dying Of "old Age" |
| ERCP | Emergency Retrograde Clerking Of Patient, An Emergency Procedure Before The Consultant Rounds |
| MARPS | Mind Altering Recreational Pharmaceuticals |
| OMGWTFBBQ | Oh My God, What The F*ck, Bar-be-que; A Person Mangled In A Car Crash |
| EC | Eternal Care - Intensive Care (for A Patient Who Won't Come Out Again) |
| FOL | Fat Old Lady, Gone Off Legs (GOF), Full Of Sh*t(FOS). Confused Elderly Female, Unable To Exercise At Home, Now Unable To Move Unaided And Badly Constipated As A Result (see Also TCS). |
| SODDI | Some Other Doctor Did It (when One Medic's Botched Jobs Must Be Put Right/answered For By Someone Else) |
| AWTF | Away With The Fairies; A Patient Who Is Totally Confused |
| PIAF | PIssed As A Fart (drunk) (also PAAF -Pissed As A Fart) |
| TVTP | Tried Vancomycin, Try Prayer (Vancomycin Is Anti-MRSA Drug) |