| Acronym | Meaning |
| TBD | Total Body Dolor I.e. Complains Of Pain Everywhere |
| TTR | (US) Tattoo-to-Tooth Ratio (Dirtbag Ratio) |
| PBTB | Pine Box To Bedside; Indicates An Imminent Demise |
| IW | Insurance Whiplash - Neck Pain Secondary To A Minor Car Bump |
| DRTTTT | Dead Right There, There, There And There (patient Dead And In Multiple Parts At Scene Of Accident) |
| GRAHOB | Grim Reaper At Head Of Bed |
| NPS | New Parent Syndrome |
| ULPP | Unlicensed Pharmaceutical Provider (drug Dealer) |
| PBOO | Pine Box On Order |
| FOOBA | Found On Ortho Barely Alive (a Play On FUBAR - F***ed Up Beyond All Recognition) |