| Acronym | Meaning |
| UFO | Unidentified Frozen Object: Unidentified Dead Homeless Person In The Winter |
| SWI | Something Wrong Inside |
| SBLEO | (pronounced S-B-Leo) Suicide By Law Enforcement Officer |
| 4H | (US) Haemophiliac, Hispanic, Homosexual, Heroin Addict |
| SIG | Stroppy Ignorant Girl |
| WOMBAT | Waste Of Money, Brains And Time |
| TTJ | Transfer To Jesus |
| RBS | Really Bad Shape |
| AGMI | Ain't Gonna Make It (won't Survive) |
| CLOMI | Cat Like Observation And Masterful Inactivity (patient Under Observation) |