| Acronym | Meaning |
| GPO | Good For Parts Only (won't Survive) |
| HVLT | High Velocity Lead Poisoning: Gunshot Wound |
| TBD | Total Body Dolor I.e. Complains Of Pain Everywhere |
| HTD | Higher Than A Duck |
| UFO | Unidentified Frozen Object: Unidentified Dead Homeless Person In The Winter |
| PBOO | Pine Box On Order |
| AGMI | Ain't Gonna Make It (won't Survive) |
| TEETH | Tried Everything Else, Try Homeopathy |
| MAFAT | Mandatory Anasthaesia F**k Around Time, Precedes Any Incision |
| PEFYC | Pre Extricated For Your Convenience (RTA Victim That Has Gone Through Windscreen) |