| Acronym | Meaning |
 | FOS | Full Of Sh*t (either Severely Constipated Or Metaphorically) |
| GWR | God's Waiting Room; Intensive Care Unit And/or Geriatric Unit |
| GUCCI | Genito-Urinary Clinc, Chlamydial Infection (posh Female With Sexually Transmitted Chlamydial Infection) |
| AQP | Assuming The Q Position: Deteriorating Or Dying With Tongue Hanging Out |
| B&T | Bagged And Tagged - Body Ready For Dispatch To Morgue |
| CABG | Coronary Artery Bypass Graft (Cabbage) - Heart Bypass |
| KFO | Knock The F*cker Out (patient Either Obnoxious Or Screaming In Pain) |
| BTH | Bury The Hatchet - Accidently Leave A Surgical Instrument Inside A Patient. |
| FAC | F*cking Awkward Client |
| SBOD | Stupid Bitch / Bastard On Drugs |
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