| Acronym | Meaning |
| PAAF | Pissed As A Fart (also PIAF -PIssed As A Fart) |
| FOB | Found On Bench |
| GOLP | Generalised Old Lady Pains |
| LT | Lantern Test - Shine A Torch In The Subject's Mouth And The Eyes Light Up (no Brain) |
| RR | Rocket Room - A Ward/unit Where There Are Many Deaths (many Transfers To Heaven) |
| FINE | F*cked Up , Insecure, Neurotic & Emotional |
| EMS | Earn Money Sleeping (joke At Expense Of Emergency Medical Service) |
| TYFTIC | Thank You For This Interesting Consult - This Is Complete B*llsh*t |
| UFO | Unidentified Frozen Object: Unidentified Dead Homeless Person In The Winter |
| SBLEO | (pronounced S-B-Leo) Suicide By Law Enforcement Officer |