| Acronym | Meaning |
| TLC | Tube, Lavage & Charcoal (given To Poisoning Victim) |
| GPH | Goddamns Per Hour |
| TMB | Too Many Birthdays: Person Dying Of "old Age" |
| HHS | Hospital Hobo Syndrome - Person Who Visits Multiple Hospitals Seeking Attention Or Accommodation |
| RTTL | Running Towards The Light - Dying |
| LOFD | Looks Okay From Door |
| CTS | Cold-tea Sign / Cold Tea Syndrome - Refers To The Several Cups Of Cold Tea On The Bedside Cabinet Beside A Dead Geriatric (i.e. No-one Noticed The Patient Had Died) |
| D&D | Death And Donuts (night Shift) |
| HLCS | Happy Little Campers - Children In Oxygen Tents |
| PPPPP | Piss Poor Protoplasm Poorly Put-together (really Old And / Or Decrepit) |