| Acronym | Meaning |
| DPS | Dumb Parent Syndrome |
| TCS | Toxic Confusional State - Confused, Usually Elderly, Person Whose Problem Is Due To Constipation (toxic Build Up In Body) |
| GSP | Gown Sign Positive - A Patient Who Leaves (self-discharge) Without Official Discharge Orders |
| PIAF | PIssed As A Fart (drunk) (also PAAF -Pissed As A Fart) |
| GOK | God Only Knows |
| AWTF | Away With The Fairies; A Patient Who Is Totally Confused |
| DMFNFL | Dumb Mother F*cker, Not Fit To Live |
| B-52 | Combined 5mg Of Haldol IV + 2mg Of Ativan IV |
| UNIVAC | Unusually Nasty Infection, Vultures Are Circling |
| CRT | Can't Really Treat |