| Acronym | Meaning |
 | DIDR | Dose Of I Don't Remember - Pain-killing Meds That Leave Patient Without Memory Of Painful Procedure |
| TBD | Total Body Dolor I.e. Complains Of Pain Everywhere |
| RHS | Rocking Horse Stool - Even Rarer Than Hen's Teeth |
| PWT | Poor White Trash (with A Condition Related To Their Lifestyle) |
| POMT | Please Optimize Medical Treatment - Don't Call Us Until You've Done Your Job First |
| AQR | Ain't Quite Right |
| CATS | Cut All To Shit |
| ECU | Eternal Care Unit: Heaven ("gone To The ECU" = Dead) |
| NPS | New Parent Syndrome |
| SOB | Silly Old Bugger / B*stard / Bitch |
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