| Acronym | Meaning |
 | HALS | Hit And Left Standing (apparently Uninjured But In Shock After RTA/MVA) |
| HLCS | Happy Little Campers - Children In Oxygen Tents |
| IOTC | Icing On The Cake - Lethal Tumor Discovered In The X-rays Of A Heart Attack Victim. |
| FLP | Funny Looking Parents (hereditary Cause Suspected For FLK) |
| RLI | Rapid Lead Infusion - Obnoxious Patient Ought To Be Shot |
| DTS | Danger To Shipping (in Reference To Particularly Large Patients) |
| RHS | Rocking Horse Stool - Even Rarer Than Hen's Teeth |
| HSPL | High Serum Porcelain Level - Patient Is A Crock Of Sh*t |
| RBS | Really Bad Shape |
| S2 | Sit The F**k Down And Shut The F**k Up |
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