| Acronym | Meaning |
| HTD | Higher Than A Duck |
| CRS | Can't Remember Shit |
| NARS | Not A Rocket Scientist (low IQ) |
| TTTR | Tooth To Tattoo Ratio - Visual Determination Of Basic Intelligence. A Positive Ratio (more Teeth Then Tattoos) Is Generally Better Than A Negative Ratio, Which Is Bad. |
| HSPL | High Serum Porcelain Level - Patient Is A Crock Of Sh*t |
| RTTBBB | Rat-a-Tat-Tat With A Baseball Bat (hit With Blunt Instrument). |
| TARFU | Things Are Really F*cked Up |
| IWB | Intercourse With Biscuits (F**king Crackers) |
| HOP | House Of Pain (nursing Home) |
| GACP | Gravity Assisted Concrete Poisoning - Jumped / Fell From Height |