| Acronym | Meaning |
| TEC | Transfer To Eternal Care I.e. Dead |
| TUBE | Totally Unnecessary Breast Examination (might Happen To A GLM / MILF) |
| MTF | Metabolize To Freedom (i.e. Let The Person Sober Up, And Then They Can Leave) |
| OPD | Obnoxious Personality Disorder |
| WADHAO | Weak And Dizzy And Hurt All Over |
| TYFTIC | Thank You For This Interesting Consult - This Is Complete B*llsh*t |
| RUTUS | Rounding Up The Usual Suspects - Ordering A Set Of Tests For A Given Set Of Symptoms |
| SBLEO | (pronounced S-B-Leo) Suicide By Law Enforcement Officer |
| MFB | Measure For Box (coffin) |
| YAVIS | Young, Attractive, Verbal, Intelligent, Successful. |