| Acronym | Meaning |
| WADHAO | Weak And Dizzy And Hurt All Over |
| APRS | (US) Acute Puerto Rican Syndrome (bouts Of Screaming And Yelling) |
| GOK | God Only Knows |
| 404 | 404 Moment. On Card Rounds - When A Patient's Medical Records Cannot Be Located (from Internet Error Message: 404 Page Not Found) |
| JPS | Just Plain Stupid (self Induced Injury Involving Lack Of Common Sense) |
| TTJ | Transfer To Jesus |
| POMT | Please Optimize Medical Treatment - Don't Call Us Until You've Done Your Job First |
| PDSD | Pre-Detention Stress Disorder - A Person Who Feigns Medical Symptoms When Police Handcuff Him |
| ALP | Acute Lead Poisoning - Gunshot Wound |
| DACB | (US) Drunk As Cooter Brown (UK Equivalent Is PAAF/PIAF) |