| Acronym | Meaning |
 | FORD | Found On Road Dead |
| IW | Insurance Whiplash - Neck Pain Secondary To A Minor Car Bump |
| ATS | Acute Thespian Syndrome: Faking Illness; Known In US As MGM Syndrome |
| GRAFOB | Grim Reaper At Foot Of Bed |
| BMW | Bitch Moan & Whine |
| EDGATWTTTF | Elevator Doesn't Go All The Way To The Top Floor (questionable IQ) |
| ERNOBW | Engine Running, No One Behind The Wheel (questionable IQ) |
| TOBP | Tired Of Being Pregnant (especially Patient Demanding Caesarian) |
| CPM | Calcified Penisitis Morbidium - Male Patient Whose Ailment Is Due To Excessive Or Unprotected Sex |
| MIDI | Myocardial Infarction During Intercourse (heart Attack During Sex) |
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