| Acronym | Meaning |
| PRATFO | Patient Reassured And Told To F*** Off |
| DILLIGAF | Do I Look Like I Give A F*ck |
| PP | Pumpkin Positive - A Penlight Shone Into The Patient's Mouth/ear Would Encounter A Brain So Small That The Whole Head Would Light Up |
| TOG | Tears Of Gratitude |
| JAR | JAR Syndrome: Just Ain't Right (often Used When A Patient Has Multiple Issues) |
| MFD | Measure For Dispatch (coffin), (severely Ill Or Dying) |
| GOL | Gone Off Legs (see FOL) |
| PAAF | Pissed As A Fart (also PIAF -PIssed As A Fart) |
| APTFRAN | Apply Pillow To Face, Repeat As Necessary (for Annoying Patient) |
| AOB | Alcohol On Board |