| Acronym | Meaning |
| CHIBLOC | Closed Head Injury, Brief Loss Of Consciousness |
| ATS | Acute Thespian Syndrome: Faking Illness; Known In US As MGM Syndrome |
| AWTB | Away With The Birds; A Patient Who Is Totally Confused |
| NWB | Negative Wallet Biopsy - (US) Patient Transferred To Cheaper Hospital Because They Have No Insurance / Funds |
| SHPOS | Sub-Human Piece Of Sh*t |
| ITBNTL | In The Box, Nail The Lid (dead Or Dying) |
| VBT | Very Bad Thing |
| DRTTTT | Dead Right There, There, There And There (patient Dead And In Multiple Parts At Scene Of Accident) |
| FLUF | Funny Little Ugly F*cker |
| COPD | Chronic Old Persons Disease (unwell, No Specific Cause) |