| Acronym | Meaning |
 | GOK | God Only Knows |
| BFH | Brat From Hell (usually Accompanied By PFH - Parent(s) From Hell) |
| EDGATWTTTF | Elevator Doesn't Go All The Way To The Top Floor (questionable IQ) |
| TFTB | Too Fat To Breathe |
| GTMJACB | Gone To Meet Jesus, Ain't Coming Back (dead) |
| ES | Eiffel Syndrome - From "I Fell On It" Excuse By Patient With A Foreign Object In The Rectum |
| AOB | Alcohol On Board |
| TDS | Terminal Deceleration Syndrome (e.g. RTA Death, High-rise Syndrome, Jump-suicides And Parachute-failed-to-open) |
| PAFO | Pissed [Drunk] And Fell Over |
| APD | Acute Prozac Deficiency (depression) |
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