| Acronym | Meaning |
| FDGM | Fall Down, Go Boom (also See LOLFDGB) |
| SBI | Something Bad Inside E.g. Undiagnosed Cancer/unexpected Serious Condition Found When Performing Surgery |
| UBI | Unexplained Beer Injury |
| CF | Cockroach Factor - A Patient's Ability To Survive Trauma Or Serious Treatment Is Inversely Proportional To His Contribution To Society. |
| TBC | Total Body Crunch: Multiple Injuries |
| ERCP | Emergency Retrograde Clerking Of Patient, An Emergency Procedure Before The Consultant Rounds |
| PBAB | Pine Box At Bedside |
| FOB | Found On Bench |
| CHAOS | Chronic Hurts All Over Syndrome (PTSD/Fibromyalgia, Etc.) |
| TWSAM | Trash Will Survive And Multiply |