| Acronym | Meaning |
| SAS | Sick As Sh*t |
| NSA | Non-Standard Appearance (what A FLK Grows Into) |
| HVLT | High Velocity Lead Poisoning: Gunshot Wound |
| PDSD | Pre-Detention Stress Disorder - A Person Who Feigns Medical Symptoms When Police Handcuff Him |
| FLB | Funny Little Bumps (unexplained Skin Bumps) |
| GOMER | Get Out Of My Emergency Room; Extended To Mean Elderly Patient Who Is Unable To Communicate Their Symptoms And Passed From One Department To Another |
| JIC | Jesus Is Calling |
| DILLIGAF | Do I Look Like I Give A F*ck |
| UBI | Unexplained Beer Injury |
| RLI | Rapid Lead Infusion - Obnoxious Patient Ought To Be Shot |