| Acronym | Meaning |
 | GPO | Good For Parts Only (won't Survive) |
| PBTB | Pine Box To Bedside; Indicates An Imminent Demise |
| LOFD | Looks Okay From Door |
| WWI | Walking While Intoxicated (and Fell Over) |
| ATFO | Asked To Fuck Off |
| FOS | Found On Street: Unidentified Dead Homeless Person |
| MFD | Measure For Dispatch (coffin), (severely Ill Or Dying) |
| 404 | 404 Moment. On Card Rounds - When A Patient's Medical Records Cannot Be Located (from Internet Error Message: 404 Page Not Found) |
| 5-H-1-T | Polite Medical Term For Shit |
| TMI | Three Meaningless Initials (e.g. John Smith, TMI - Applied To Medics With Qualifications Rather Than Ability) |
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