| Acronym | Meaning |
 | DTMA | Don't Transfer To Me Again. |
| GPO | Good For Parts Only (won't Survive) |
| ES | Eiffel Syndrome - From "I Fell On It" Excuse By Patient With A Foreign Object In The Rectum |
| KSS | Kidney Stone Squirm - A Spot Diagnosis In A&E |
| ALP240 | Acute Lead Poisoning, 240 Grain Injection 44 Calibre Magnum Wound |
| DIDC | Dose Of I Don't Care - Pain-killing Meds That Make Patient Light-headed |
| OTD&DDR | Out The Door And Down The Road. |
| LGFTC | Looks Good From The Corridor (but Not Closely Examined) |
| GOA | Gone On Arrival (police Turn Up, Ambulance Turns Up, Fire Brigade Turns Up, Patient Doesn't) |
| TLGP | Two Legged Guinea Pig - Patient Undergoing Experimental Or Extreme Treatments |
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