| Acronym | Meaning |
| 45C | Patient Is One Chromosome Short Of A Full Set (questionable IQ) |
| PDSD | Pre-Detention Stress Disorder - A Person Who Feigns Medical Symptoms When Police Handcuff Him |
| NLPR | No Longer Playing Records (dying) |
| AST | Assuming Seasonal Temperature (dead) |
| BVA | Breathing Valuable Air |
| RUTUS | Rounding Up The Usual Suspects - Ordering A Set Of Tests For A Given Set Of Symptoms |
| VD | Veak And Dizzy; Older Person Feeling Vaguely Unwell And Presents At ER At 2am Complaining Of Feeling "weak And Dizzy" |
| LOLITS | (US) Little Old Lady In Tennis Shoes (60+ Years-old); (UK) Little Old Lady In Twin-Set (50-60+ Years-old) |
| CSD | Chronic Slapping Deficiency - Annoying/unruly Family Members Hitting Nurse's Call Button Every 5 Minutes With Minor Requests/inane Questions Or For Fun |
| PWT | Poor White Trash (with A Condition Related To Their Lifestyle) |