| Acronym | Meaning |
 | HSPL | High Serum Porcelain Level - Patient Is A Crock Of Sh*t |
| TTJ | Transfer To Jesus |
| LWS | (US) Low Wallet Syndrome (No Medical Insurance Or Money) |
| D&D | Divorced And Desperate (middle Aged Female Who Visits Doctor Weekly Just For Male Attention) |
| TWA | Third World Assassins. Slang For The Allegedly Poor Medical Care Delivered By Physicians Who Went To Medical School In Foreign Countries |
| GROLIES | (UK) Guardian Reader Of Low Intellect In Ethnic Skirt |
| HST | High Slug Titre - Lazy Patient (slug) That Won't Get Out Of Bed |
| LOBNH | Lights On But Nobody Home |
| PBAB | Pine Box At Bedside |
| ES | Eiffel Syndrome - From "I Fell On It" Excuse By Patient With A Foreign Object In The Rectum |
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