| Acronym | Meaning |
 | NGMI | Not Going To Make It |
| WOMBAT | Waste Of Money, Brains And Time |
| CTD | Circling The Drain (Close To Death) |
| POPTA | Passed Out Prior To Arrival |
| WFFAD | Will Follow From A Distance - Will Check Your Lab Results, But Will Never Set Foot In Your Room Again |
| EMT | Extraordinary Masochistic Tendencies (joke At Expense Of Emergency Medical Technicians) |
| DIFFC | Dropped In For Friendly Chat (i.e. No Medical Problem) |
| EDGATWTTTF | Elevator Doesn't Go All The Way To The Top Floor (questionable IQ) |
| DILLIGAF | Do I Look Like I Give A F*ck |
| DQ | Drama Queen |
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